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I just ate two chocolate chip M&M cookies.
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[14 Jul 2006|02:32pm] |
So I went into the bathroom to work on my latest masonry project. I sit down in the stall and start thinking about the last Tucker Max story I'd just finished reading and promply proceeded into a fit of giggles followed by all out laughter as someone walks in... hears me laughing... and walks right back out.
I surpass all known levels of awesome.
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| A dash of this, a pinch of that... makes irritation |
[31 Mar 2006|11:35pm] |
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I dunno why but it irritates me how I work and go to school full time... and most likely will be picking up another job for the weekends... while other people get to bum around all day and go on vacations. Silly me, maybe I'm just way out of line, I dunno. I'll have to think it over while I smash stuff.
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| A work in progress... |
[06 Mar 2006|04:24pm] |
working on my coloring/shading skills... I'll repost when it's complete, either tomorrow or the day after. ^_^
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| Fresh New Look on the JVLJ ^_~ |
[05 Jan 2006|01:52pm] |
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Bullet Proof Skin - Institute |
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Whelp, redid the look of my journal. I made both the head banner and the background(If it's still the bleach banner, I'll be changing it shortly). I think it looks pretty good. ^_^ Not much to update on. My mom is having her uncle over so I can talk to him about working for him. Other than that, I'm waiting for my baby to come back. She'll be here for nearly a month this time. w00t w00t. Gonna be looking at a new apartment, found a really nice one bedroom for a little less than what I'm paying now. So once Britt get's here we'll take a ride over there. Still keeping up with my Anime addiction, I'm in the middle of watching 12 or 13 different shows. Busy Busy. XD
So yea, that's all.
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[03 Dec 2005|06:20pm] |
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Brittany is a forehead biter.
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| If you read this, and you think it applies to you... go jump off a bridge |
[02 Dec 2005|10:42am] |
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You have two faces,
just like everyone else I know.
The one that you show me,
and the one that spits out lies,
cause you hate yourself.
Normally I'd hate you too,
but I feel sorry for you.
But you always hurt yourself,
cause I'm bigger than you.
You're nothing but makeup and lies,
and I'm merely surprised,
that you've made it as far as it is.
And I hope that before the day you die,
you think about every word I've ever said.
(something something something...what's up with this guy singing like a tool and slurring only that sentence. >.<)
to be something more than dead.
Cause I'm bigger than you,
I'm bigger than you are.
Cause I'm bigger than you,
I'm bigger than you.
You have two faces,
just like everyone else I know.
The one that you show me,
and the one that spits out lies,
cause you hate yourself.
Normally I'd hate you too,
but I feel sorry for you.
And you always hurt yourself,
cause I'm bigger than you.
You're nothing but makeup and lies,
and I'm merely surprised,
that you've made it as far as it is.
And I hope that before the day you die,
you think about every word I've ever said.
(grrrr, again the only part where he can't fucking be understood. *stabs him in the fucking eye*)
to be something more than dead.
Cause I'm bigger than you,
I'm bigger than you are.
Cause I'm bigger than you,
I'm bigger than you.
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| Children Story... |
[15 Nov 2005|12:20am] |
Once upon a time there lived a monster without a name. The monster wanted a name so badly that he couldn't stand it. So the monster decided to go off on a journey to find himself a name. But because the world was so big the monster split in two and went on two separate journeys. One went east... and the other went west. The one that went east found a village. There was a blacksmith at the village entrance.
"Mr. Blacksmith, please give me your name."
"I can't give you my name."
"If you give me your name I will jump inside you and make you stronger in return."
"Really? I'll give you my name if you can make me stronger."
The monster jumped inside the blacksmith. The monster became Otto the blacksmith. Otto the blacksmith was the strongest man in the village. But one day...
"Look at me! Look at me!"
"The monster inside me has grown this big!"
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside out. He went back to being a monster without a name. Even though he jumped inside Hans the shoemaker...
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
He went back to being a monster without a name again. Even though he jumped inside Thomas the hunter...
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
He still went back to being a monster without a name. The monster went to the castle to find a wonderful name. Inside the castle, there was a very sick boy.
"I'll make you stronger if you give me your name."
"I'll give you my name if you can cure my illness and make me stronger."
The monster jumped inside the boy. The boy became very healthy. The king was delighted.
"The prince is well! The prince is well!"
The monster became fond of the boy's name. He also grew fond of his life inside the castle. That's why he endured even when he became hungry. Every day, even when his stomach became very empty, he endured. But because he became so hungry...
"Look at me! Look at me!"
"The monster inside me has grown this big!"
The boy ate his father, his servants, and everyone.
Chomp. Munch. Crunch. Gulp.
Because everyone was gone the boy left on a journey. He walked and walked for days. One day the boy met the monster that went west.
"I have a name. It's a wonderful name."
And then the monster that went west said...
"I don't need a name. I'm happy even if I don't have a name. Because we're monsters without names."
The boy ate the monster that went west. Even though he now had a name there was no one left to call him by his name.
Johan... it is a wonderful name.
hmmm... I dunno about you... but if I had read or had this read to me when I was a child. I think I'd have been holding onto a flashlight for quite a while.
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| Hooray for Virginia Cuntbags... |
[28 Oct 2005|11:14pm] |
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It just goes to show you how sick and twisted people can be. Let's tell someone that I've been raped.... only... in reality... I'm a fucking slut that spreads my legs for pretty much anything that will walk. But hey, what are friends for, right? I mean, I make long distance calls on my COMPANY phone trying to help her (oh, if you're unsure of whom I'm talking about, it's Laurien fucking slutbag)... which I could get in serious shit for. Anyway, so I spend half of my day trying to help her and guide her to make sure she's safe. Only to find out that she actually got "caught up in the heat of the moment" and regreted it after.
I have no words to express how extremely sick she is.... nor how deep of a red I'm seeing at the moment.
All I know is that I never want anything to do with her ever again, and once I tell this shit to my family... they won't either.
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[11 Oct 2005|03:28pm] |
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I AM CUTE!
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[05 Jul 2005|02:12pm] |
I decided to join ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) ___saffron so you all should too
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